One Day At A Time

Does your lover fart in front of you?

I think I might be onto something………..

My husband has never farted in front of me and we have been married for 10 years.
I still think he’s extremely sexy………

However, my ex always farted………he would even hike up his leg to add
the extra umf! Needless to say………..sexual attraction didn’t exist.

Do you think it matters………..To Fart or Not To Fart?

Who decided to call it a “SMART” car? 
I guess if they would have called it a STUPID car - no one would buy one.
You have to admit - common sense tells you the car is stupid (dangerous).
But the fact that you call it SMART - adds a little temptation……….
it’s almost like saying I DARE YOU.

Cow’s milk……….I want to know who decided to try it first? 

I found myself sitting in front of the computer - playing around on Facebook -
and decided to blog.

I hugged him before he left………I was crying.  
He said, “Don’t cry mom”.  I told him that even if he was 30 and moving out for the
first time - I would still cry.
 

At that moment - I realize that I was just like my mother.   Mom is always saying to
me…………”I don’t know how you turned out so well.  I was a terrible mother.” And I
always rush to reassure her that she was wonderful.