One Day At A Time

We have Black History month………..and I think there is a month set apart for Saving the Planet.We need to have a month dedicated to the Woman.  (if there already is a month - then we’ve done a shitty job exploiting it).  I nominate September as the month of the Woman.

After the 2008 Republican Convention, we need a month to celebrate strong, bold, balsy, smart and beautiful women.  I am definitely a Palin Wanna Be.

Of course beautiful meaning inside or outside (even though we all no outer beauty is only good for men). 
As my 17 year old son would say, “I’d tap that!” She is my kind of woman.

September is the month when women kick into gear………….school starts back and the Holidays are quickly approaching.

Homework comes back into play - just to make evenings more stressful. 

Working a full time job - cooking dinner - dealing with the bantering, bickering and bitching of the entire house - making sure they take baths and wash their butt cracks and arm pitts………

(This picture reminds me of my sister and I - not because we took baths in a wash tub - but we did use to take baths together.  We would take the shampoo bottles and make up commercials for shampoo.)

And to make matters even worse………September is when all of the New Shows start back……..thank God for the DVR.

 

Plus, go to the gym to stay fit - take the kids to the after school functions - OH - take a bath and shave your legs (looking forward to winter and only shaving once a week).

Hell Yeah………………..We are some major bitches this generation!! 

SING IT WITH ME LOUD!

We can bring home the bacon……(Enjoli)

…….fry it up in the pan……..(Enjoli)

………and never ever ever let you get into my pants…….

Cause I’m a woman…………….(Enjoli)