One Day At A Time

The past couple of weeks .............everything is going by so fast around me............I feel like time is slipping away from me.............



Work has been so stressful...............everyone is bitching. 



Bitching and bitching.............all the negativity has worn me down to a stump..............



Have you heard the saying, "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch" ?  Now picture me......I am this nice, shiny red apple in a pot full of rotten ones...............in other words, I dont stand a chance............



I found myself waking up thinking hateful, mean thoughts about everything..............




But something happened over the weekend...................I made a decision............I am not going to accept other people's stress as my own.............




I refuse to let all of these damn titty babies ruin my days any longer..........


I have noticed one other thing - while I'm thinking about it....................every one of these negative whine bags are men.  There is not one woman in the bunch.................as a matter of fact, I think that every man I know is in the  completely negative, bitching , life sucks and I'm an asshole catagory.



And they call us nags................I can't imagine why we have the nerve to nag them..............as if their life isn't pitiful enough........................




I'm going to smile no matter what...............





 

COWBOYS.............that was a close one..................oh -  I love the Cowboys!



Barber............three TD's.............he is AWESOME! 

Fantasy Football is over for me this year.  We have 14 teams in the league...........top 6 went to the play-offs.  Guess what place I'm in..............



Darn it..............that really sucks!  Oh well, maybe next year.............atleast I wasn't in last place.

I'm ready for a new week...........I can not believe there are only 15 days left until Christmas. 



I have recorded every Christmas movie on our DVR.  My favorite Christmas movies are Tim Allen's The Santa Claus, Miracle on 34th Street, It's a Wonderful Life ..........

and my all time favorite is...................White Christmas with Bing Crosby.  I found myself sitting in the big chair...........watching them dance and I was smiling from ear to ear.............I love to watch them dance.


I found myself watching them dance and then I started wondering.............what has happened to us as people (in regards to dancing).................back then, a good dancer was someone who could do a little jazz step or tap, maybe shake their hips a little..............some lifts and twirling.........beautiful.

Now..............it's all about everything below the waiste............pump, shake, pulsate........pump some more......stick your hoochie out.............nasty stuff.........







Now close your eyes and try to imagine Bing Crosby doing that shit.............boy, we have changed.

About 4 weeks ago, my oldest son moved out...



It's funny how - even when they are grown..........you still remember them as your baby.........sweet and innocent and perfect............even when they are not. 

However, we have so much peace in the house................I feel guilty that it feels so good around here.........so peaceful...........even though I miss him.



Even when you think you are ready...............you are never ready (speaking as a mother)........

Things are changing around here....................those sweet little piggies....................



......................now look like.............



Other than that................everything is going okay...............I started back to the gym this week.  I haven't been to the gym in over a month.  Body parts are starting to jiggle where they shouldn't.

Okay - this is just gross................look at the belly button............and that is part of her boob hanging out.........OMG!  Is that her nipple..............???



Anyway...........back to me..............Saturday morning - I was sitting in the bath and I started shaving my hoochie.........and I dont know why............but I had this crazy idea to shave it all off...........so I did.



Let me warn you..............if you are over 35 - not such a good idea............that's some ugly shit when it's bald!  There is nothing good about it...............except the Cocoa Butter smell from the lotion I keep rubbing all over it..............It itches like a mo' fo'..................



I hope you have a great day..................



Try and make yourself laugh today...............atleast once an hour................it's good for you!